Your enKounter with Mario Kart reminds me of a story I read about a theme park attraction that simulates being inside a video game. Why the hell would anyone want to do that?
Dammit. I'm working on a piece about my pet robot that wears platform shoes, drives a train, and keeps ham cold. But he makes me sick so I have to take drugs. It might be boring.
You have to get ham without nitrites! You'll thank me later! A divorce over a ham sandwich—I would have loved to read that story! That said, I'd rather know that you're in love and with your wife. And one thing's for sure: whatever topic you tackle, it's always delicious and hilarious to read! 😁
Maybe write about all ten at once...like taking public transport around town with a cooler full of ham sandwiches while dressed in the latest gaudy outfit. Don't forget your Nintendo Switch loaded up with Mario Kart 8 if you have to take the subway...oh and your MTWTF box of pills that you put on the backpack with your dog so that you're allowed into public vehicles. Maybe stop by Walmart and check their gardening section as a stop.
Nailed it. I am so tired of reading everything on this list simply because an algorithm (most likely on Medium) determined that these topics drew paid subscriptions at one time. It's over, unless a writer has something scintillating to add to these OLD OLD conversations. Thanks for this, then.
It should be quite a ride, especially as AI increasingly hallucinates. I have an essay about AI having dementia - forgetting its words, hallucinating. It's lost its mind. So have we. I have not posted this essay yet. Still fine-tuning.
I suggest writing about worms eating poop. Or people eating worm poop. These may sound boring on the surface...
Very clever. (reported)
Your enKounter with Mario Kart reminds me of a story I read about a theme park attraction that simulates being inside a video game. Why the hell would anyone want to do that?
Soon we might all be in it. It's called AI
I love writing prompts. Thank you.
DO you like writing articles
No. I do it for the money.
Strange how many people deny that fact. I hate when people say I write because I like it. Why?
They think it will increase the number of paid subscribers.
I reallly like writing
You made me laugh this morning.
Loved your post! I feel lighter.
I guess it's because I've had so many similar experiences writing on Medium and Substack.
Onward
Thanks. I’ve written a lot on Medium yes! Too much.
Sometimes I question why I bother posting on Medium ...
I’m questioning my relationship with sliced ham now.
Mmm….ham
Dammit. I'm working on a piece about my pet robot that wears platform shoes, drives a train, and keeps ham cold. But he makes me sick so I have to take drugs. It might be boring.
Ham and drugs are a good mix! Motörhead lived off them
I refuse to reveal that my daughter is a Motormouth ham on drugs.
could be worse
You have to get ham without nitrites! You'll thank me later! A divorce over a ham sandwich—I would have loved to read that story! That said, I'd rather know that you're in love and with your wife. And one thing's for sure: whatever topic you tackle, it's always delicious and hilarious to read! 😁
Je t’assure, j’achète du jambon sans nitrates. Ne t’inquiète pas.
Me voilà rassuré ! 🤭
Ce soir, je mange des spaghetti, du bœuf local, des tomates du jardin, du persil, des épinards, avec un Côtes de Bourg. Allez!
C'est un repas qui a l'air bon ça ! Et pour le fromage et le dessert, tu as choisi quoi ?
Cheddar cheese 🤩
Maybe write about all ten at once...like taking public transport around town with a cooler full of ham sandwiches while dressed in the latest gaudy outfit. Don't forget your Nintendo Switch loaded up with Mario Kart 8 if you have to take the subway...oh and your MTWTF box of pills that you put on the backpack with your dog so that you're allowed into public vehicles. Maybe stop by Walmart and check their gardening section as a stop.
That's the ticket. Mix it up, why not. Buy a flight to nowhere. See what happens. Thanks.
Nailed it. I am so tired of reading everything on this list simply because an algorithm (most likely on Medium) determined that these topics drew paid subscriptions at one time. It's over, unless a writer has something scintillating to add to these OLD OLD conversations. Thanks for this, then.
I forgot the BIG One: Writing about writing. Ha! Thanks
It should be quite a ride, especially as AI increasingly hallucinates. I have an essay about AI having dementia - forgetting its words, hallucinating. It's lost its mind. So have we. I have not posted this essay yet. Still fine-tuning.
That's a great idea. Yes, AI loses its mind. Could be a good book!
lol @ pets. The truth is no one finds your cat/dog/hermit crab as interesting as you do, but that’s okay.
crabs are interesting
I'll write a story combining all of the above. Send readers into a coma.
To cure insomnia
Yes, that too.
AI's hallucinations result from its cannibalizing itself, kind of like mad cow disease, another man-made phenomenon.
How about foot and mouth?
Oh yeh, I think I left out a few