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David Perlmutter's avatar

I saw the title and thought, "Oh no. He's turning into Thomas De Quincey..."

Linda Blatnik's avatar

Thanks. Morphine is my pain killer of choice, but it constipated the hell out of me. I was Rx'd it recently, but haven't taken any for that reason. It does make you feel good though and for me it isn't addictive.

So 6 of one...

Philip Ogley's avatar

The toilet thing is a problem....

John PearceπŸ˜€πŸ¦‹πŸŒˆ πŸ¦…πŸŒ»'s avatar

My brother is a gardener and it’s the repeated action of shovelling snow that does his back in - I have suggested that he gets a flamethrower instead- just as effective and more fun.

Philip Ogley's avatar

Can you move soil with a flamethrower??

John PearceπŸ˜€πŸ¦‹πŸŒˆ πŸ¦…πŸŒ»'s avatar

I’d tell your employer that you need a JCB. It’s probably tax deductible and will make their neighbours jealous. A win-win.